Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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