I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The power of my boobs compel you
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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