garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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