whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
