I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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