Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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