in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
