idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I can text with my tongue
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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