The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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