Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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