I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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