Pappa wants mamma naked
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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