We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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