Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize