if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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