so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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