opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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