East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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