Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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