If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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