so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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