you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Pants are for mortals
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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