...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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