I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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