too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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