Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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