My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
