We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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