I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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