these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
