I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
