Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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