i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Banned from zoo.
Again?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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