I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You made out with two different species that night
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
