Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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