Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
