can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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