Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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