I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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