Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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