so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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