How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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