So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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