My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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