She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
