No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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