idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
sex in a hospital.. check
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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