i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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