She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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