wat bout pragnant strippers??
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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