the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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