Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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