I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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