Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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